Here it is, everyone… the Single Lock shirt, version 3.0. Sketched out and designed by one of our impeccable interns, this shirt is navy. That means people will notice it. Which really means they’ll notice Single Lock, which is really the entire point of this exercise— get you to pay US to give you something so you can tell other people about US. It’s all about US. Wait, sorry.. I mean, it’s all about YOU!

Description cut and pasted from the “Red Single Lock Logo Tee” description. Please don’t notice.